♥ Newsflash Interview with Coffee(Kopi) Bryant
Okay. From all I can remember, the interview went like this.
Xin An: You Kopi Bryant arh?
Coffee Bryant: Ya.
XA: You play basketball the C Boys right?
CB: How you know?
XA: Win or lose?
CB: Unity leh. National 2nd. Of course kena tok la.
XA: Then how you feel?
CB: I on the bus also know will kena tok. So nothing happen la.
XA: Sure or not?
CB: Ya. Sure.
XA: Then next year you think can get what place?
CB: Next year got the China guy coming.
XA: Who who?? Yao Ming ah??
CB: No la. That Yao Ming so tall stand there cannot move one.
XA: Wah. You say like that. You wait. I call him.
CB: Eh, Eh. Dun la. Joking only.
XA: So why you play basketball?
CB: Coz last time i like to eat egg. The egg circle circle ball also so i play ball lor.
XA: Then the Sun also circle what. Why you don't go play the Sun?
CB: The Sun so big. Later i go there I die ah.
XA: So next year you think you can get what place?
CB: (Pretend to fortune tell) I think can 2nd la.
XA: 2nd, you sure or not??
CB: If I never get second leh?
XA: Then you tok(castrate) la!
CB: I tok ah? Okay la.
XA: Eh wait wait wait. YOur fortune telling zhun or not?
CB: Fortune telling ah? You want me help you see when you die?
XA: Okay la.
CB: After this interview.
XA: Wah. Thank you thank you.
---Shakes hand---
End of interview.
Okay. This is roughly the words for the interview. And one more thing. It's after the interview but I haven't die! Coffee Bryant's fortune telling is not accurate!
Okay. Done.
Goodbye!
-Xin An
And so, goodbye @ 8:36 PM
