NEWSFLASH [EPISODE 3]
SG (s-i): Hello. Welcome to 102newsflash this afternoon. This is Steven Gerrard, stand-in.
Mb: And hello again! This is monaaaaa bean!
SG (s-i): Alright, back to life at 02. Recently, as everyone knows, there has been a spammer at our class blog, which is the blog you’re viewing now.
Mb: This person nicknamed himself ‘!xobile and said, “I tot tis is a CLASS blog... how come onli 3 ppl always post... STOP FLIRTING>>> GET A LIFE!!! ”
SG (s-i): After some people told him off at the tagboard, he defended himself by saying, “y.... isn't it true.... and I tink u guys shd stop posting porno CRAP!!!! Disgrace 2 Ur class and Ur sch and Ur teacher!!!!! ”
Mb: This angered quite a few people in our class, and they have either posted something on the previous posts, and some also tagged to ask him to stop bothering us.
SG (s-i): Now, !xobile, I know you are watching this, and you are definitely from BPGHS, or maybe 102. It would be a smarter choice if you were to own up now.
Mb: Yet, there is another spammer. And he even scolded the word *TOOT*! And and and and and and..
SG (s-i): And and and and what?!
Mb: Aiya! You go see the tagboard yourself larhs!
SG(s-i): Okok. Up next, we have invited professor Kwa Xin an who graduated from The Interviewing University and also a reporter from Mediacrap to interview the most hated person in class, Marcus Phua Zheng Yen, also known as Marcau…
@ The scene…
Xa: (approach Marcau)
Marcau: (runs away)
Xa: Alright. Don’t worry don’t worry! We all know that he is too afraid to face the camera because once his video is put up, people, or rather, haters of him is sure to edit it! Ahahahaha!
Back at the studio…
Mb: Yeah~~ That’s right! Marcau! What a scaredy cat! *laugh!*
SG (s-i): Okay. Now, for the next interview, we are going to invite Coffee Bryant who came in 4th position for the C boys division in a Basketball competition.
@ The scene…
I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET WHAT THEY'RE TALKING.
PLEASE LISTEN TO IT YOURSELF.
SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENT CAUSE!
Back to the studio…
SG (s-i): Alright, thank you, Coffee Bryant, for such a wonderful interview and inspiring words.
Mb: And on a sadder note, the NJRC robotics competition which the members of the robotics team did not manage to attain any prizes at all.
SG (s-i): But we do hope they can do better the next time! In any case, they shall always have our support to work towards a greater height in future.
Mb: And of course, the end of September marks the beginning of the fourth term…
SG (s-i): which means, the End of Year Exams are coming! I hope everyone is trying their best in their studies now!
Mb: Today marks the start of the exams with the oral examination. I hope everyone did well! And also, because of the exams, the News Crew will not be filming.
SG (s-i): We will be taking a break until the end of the examinations!
SG (s-i) and Mb: Till then, Goodbye!
Credits
Camera men : Wei Xuan
Reporters: Xin An and Gigi
Editors: Jie Wei
Animations: Jie Wei
Special Thanks: Zhi Wei
N.Gs!!!!
P.S. there is suppose to be a part where Jie Wei's face is shown! arrgghh!!
Legends:
SG (s-t) = Steven Gerrard stand-in
Mb = Mona Bean
-gigixD