♥ Breaking Splitting news
Okay. Breaking news. This is to tell the 102 boys, who frequent the street soccer court to play to becareful. There have been 2 cases of splitting pants today and the boys are from 102. I will not disclose who so as to protect their identity. Anyway, the following serves as a reminder.
Boys from 102 who frequent the street soccer court, please take note. Please do not open your legs to wide and raise it up to high, especially if your pants is long. Also, do not be so hiong and stretch your leg for every ball. When you hear a piak sound, sometimes quite loud, please check your pants.
So that's the reminder. Follow it as I am sure that you do not want to show your underwear around.
Okay. Second news. Big moth in classroom. Please be aware that moths, however big it can be, is still smaller then we, humans. Whatever is gonna happen, the moth will not bite you or eat you up. The following serves as a reminder for both boys and girls of 102.
If a moth, or any insect, fly into the class, please do not get to excited. Stay calm. The insect will fly away on it's on. Be disciplined. Do not scream and shout and round around the class like the class is going to end. It is going to be very noisy and teachers will get irritated. Also. Other classes still have lessons going on. The high noise level will affect their lesson. Please be considerate and make the school a better place to study. This reminder is also for the safety of everyone. If everyone is going to be running around, you might trip over a chair or table and have your teeths knocked out. I do not think anyone will want that to happen to themselves.
That is the end of the breaking news. Thank you. This is brought to you by your fellow classmate, Kwa Xin An, who has got nothing better to do the day before the Maths paper.
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And so, goodbye @ 12:19 AM